Pay online, "It's so simple"

Dad's upgraded to a new PC and the old scanner doesn't work with XP. No problem, he'll buy a new one. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. We look at a well known PC retailer (WKPCR) website and decide on a model. We go to the store. That model's not there. Right. Dad likes a Canon but there's no box under the display shelf. We ask. Sorry, out of stock. Right. We go home again. Dad looks in a catalogue of a well known high street retailer (WKHSR) and finds a similar Canon, almost identical. Good, we'll buy that one then. Dad phones and they're out of stock. Right. I Froogle the Canon we saw in WKPCR and find it online (now we're talking!) at WKPCR and it's much cheaper online than at the store. Why? Don't care. We'll buy this one online, then we don't even have to go out! Oh, we already did that...

So the actual subject of this post begins.
Select scanner and add to the basket we go to checkout and it says we need to register as new customers fine so it's username password address phone numbers inside leg measurement proceed oops typo retype all the above proceed check order yes fine proceed again for your security retype the password you just entered and we already accepted sorry wrong password well it can't even be the wrong password you just accepted it already oh well re enter already accepted password sorry wrong password it's NOT the wrong password YOU accepted it only a few minutes ago getting frustrated I know log out and in again loginlogoutshakeitallabout submit? yes we are about ready to do just that reselect scanner go through process again sorry wrong password NO IT'S NOT IS IT? right stuff WKPCR we'll buy from someone else re Froogle and it's just got cheaper somewhere else literally in the last few minutes!! right so it's create account somewhere else laughing now no literally out loud username password inside leg measurement create proceed for your convenience howoulduliketopay fine looking good tension building this could be IT cut the air with a knife and PAYMENT ACCEPTED!!! joint shout of hooray and it's over stop the clock.

An hour.

Pay online "It's so simple"...