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Monday, December 31, 2007
The incredible shrinking man...
I just put 5kg of Diet Coke and vegetable oil (2 x 2 litres Coke and 1 litre of oil which is close enough) into a carrier bag (in the bottles, not poured in...) and the weight of it is amazing! Have I lost this much already?? Yes I have.
I haven't stopped eating anything or exercised (although I know I should anyway...). I eat a lot less and, most importantly I think, eat little in the evenings and nothing after 6:30 if possible.
According to the Body Mass Index chart* I should be about 10 and 1/2 stone which is 66.7kg. HA HA VERY FUNNY!!
My wife reckons 80kg should be about right for me - in this case I am already half way there - excellent :-)
So here's to next year and a thinner me - I shall continue to blog as long as I don't disappear altogether.
* The Body Mass Index chart is an officially sanctioned instrument of despair which will, if you are a wider person, rob you of what little hope you had of reaching an "acceptable" weight. Do not take much notice of it unless you are the one person in the world for whom it was designed. And even he/she should try not to get too down about it.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Brainlock.
I remember as a kid lying in my bed and imagining moving outwards (if even that makes any sense) through space and wondering where the edge was. But if you got there and then went a bit further...............
Re the picture:
"Representing a narrow "keyhole" view stretching to the visible horizon of the universe, the Hubble Deep Field image covers a speck of the sky only about the width of a dime 75 feet away. Though the field is a very small sample of the heavens, it is considered representative of the typical distribution of galaxies in space, because the universe, statistically, looks largely the same in all directions. Gazing into this small field, Hubble uncovered a bewildering assortment of at least 1,500 galaxies at various stages of evolution."
Do you know how big even one galaxy is? The average Galaxy has, wait for it, 100-200 billion Stars most similar to our Sun. Erm, nope, sorry, cannot fathom this.
So, 1500 Galaxies in a part of the sky covered by a dime at 75 feet away and each of the 1500 Galaxies contain 100-200 billion Stars like the Sun?
WWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT??????
Look at what HE made!
Friday, December 21, 2007
I do make myself chuckle...
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Lovely logic...
I love things like this!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
More on Mr Winner...
My beautiful wife, Ali, went to London for the weekend with her sister to do the Christmas shopping (bah, humbug...) and brought me back a present: Michael Winner's book: "Fat Pig Diet", and I am genuinely pleased she did. While she was in London he was doing a signing, so my wonderful wife queued up and got one signed for me. He said (as verbatim as I can make it), "You don't look like you need one of these?", she said, "It's for my husband...", he said, "Is he fat?", she said, "Well, he does struggle with it a bit..."
It's been about a week and it is indeed working. His two main rules are: EAT LESS and don't eat after 7:30pm. I am losing weight and it's not painful so far. One of the keys is to weigh yourself last thing at night and first thing in the morning. This is crucial for motivation as you don't see the visible evidence of progress but the numbers don't lie.
Being a bit gadgety I am logging my weight on a spreadsheet on my phone to chart my progress and it looks GOOD!
Another motivation is to get back into my bike leathers. I was recounting this to Billy earlier today and he said that lard is the answer. I said lard was the problem :-)
Friday, November 30, 2007
One step forward...
I am, however, typing this on my laptop as I've broken the desktop I normally use. I broke it putting the lights up. How, you ask? Well, under our stairs is the trip switch board for the electrics but there's no light to see what you're doing. I had to try each switch until the lights went out and one of the first ones turned off the supply to the PC. Oops. Now it won't boot up "properly" but will operate in Safe mode (Yes, I have tried System Restore but to no avail...). If it wasn't for this laptop I would be disconnected!!!
The lights look nice, though.
(Oh, and if you know how to fix the PC.....??)
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Neeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwwww......
0-60 in about three and a half seconds - it's FANTASTIC!
I did my Direct Access about three years ago, and I tell you, when the examiner (very nice bloke, rode an R1) told me that I'd passed I nearly cried on the spot, seriously, I was that happy.
The novelty doesn't wear off, although I did a track day at Silverstone and that nearly made me give up riding on the roads. I experienced another reality that day - quite incredible! Nearly cried that day too when I arrived and heard, smelt, felt the bikes getting ready. Ah, yes. I think it's in you or it just aint. Part of me is indeed a "Biker".
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Which reminds me of something I saw from my kitchen one day...
There must be some sort of sermony-type message there...come on...think...I know:
"Sometimes in life it takes an unpleasant situation to force us in a direction that leads to true freedom."
Nice!
Friday, November 23, 2007
Calm down, dear......
Michael Winner has recently lost a lot of weight and written a book, The Fat Pig Diet, and I've heard him talk about it a few times. The key is (drumroll...) to eat less. Not rocket science, is it? So why do I persist in eating too much? Well, it's the mind isn't it? I eat to celebrate, I eat to commiserate, I eat for comfort, I eat out of boredom, I eat simply for the pleasure, I eat to escape...
When was the last time I ate because I was actually hungry??
Can't remember.
I did start going to a group for compulsive over eaters and it was very helpful - it made a real difference to me as the aim is to get to grips with the reasons we eat, not what you weigh or should weigh. Then I thought I had it sorted and stopped going. Hmmm...
The problem with weight loss programs (with which I have enjoyed great success in the past) is that they in no way address the reasons for compulsive eating. It's treating the symptom not the underlying cause. Consequently, you reach your target and go out and celebrate with a great big meal!!
This is a much bigger (no pun intended) problem for men than most would think - it's hidden.
It can, of course lead to a vicious circle: I find myself with feelings of shame about my size so I eat for comfort which makes me bigger which makes me feel shame so I eat for comfort...
What I want, is to change inside so that instead of turning to food I turn to Jesus to supply my needs. I did just write a song about that...
So, Michael Winner, I salute you, for you have got me onto the running machine again and thinking about eating less.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Buses...
This also made me laugh...
Saturday, November 17, 2007
I suppose they have to ask...
The checkout lady asks me, "Would you like any help with your packing?"
I pause, then say, "I'll have a go, and if I get stuck, we'll call for help."
If looks could kill...
These make me laugh...
I know there are quite a lot of these but, for me, they have a cumulative comedic effect...
- "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
- "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
- "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
- "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
- "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
- "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
- "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
- "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
- "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
- "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
- "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
- "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
- "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
- "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
- "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
- "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
- "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
- "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
- "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
- "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
- "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
- "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.
- "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
- "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
- "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
- "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
- "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
- "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
- "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
- "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
- "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
- "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
- "For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
- "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
- "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
- "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
- "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
- "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
- "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
- "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
- "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
- "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
- "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.
- "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
- "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.
- "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
- "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
- "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
- "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
- "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
- "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
- "Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
- "For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.
- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
- "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
- "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
- "Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
- "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.
- "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
- "Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.
- "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
- "Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.
- "May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
- "Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
- "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
- "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
- "Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.
- "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.
- "Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
- "Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."
- "Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.
- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
- "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
- "Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
- "Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
- "Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
- "Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.
- "Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
- "Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
- "For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.
- "Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.
- "Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.
Friday, November 16, 2007
So it's late...
I am the only one awake now. It's quiet, but we are still all here. I feel it. When we're all awake...well, let's just say four kids can be demanding. Times like this, I think, WOW!, look what we made - look what God gave us! Look what he gave me! God has never been fair to me - he seems to give me all the good stuff.
Now it's 1:03 in the morning. A pause for thought. Then blessed sleep...
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Different every time...
Sometimes I write a song and it almost falls out, as if it was there all the time and I just had to play it. Others are as if I'm chiselling away, making slow progress, hitting my thumb with the hammer, but I get there in the end. Some take minutes and some take months.
Then there's the recording; it's the same story. With some, one vocal take and I'm happy with it - excellent! Other times I feel like giving up. (It's even more annoying when I'm struggling to sing something, to my satisfaction, that I wrote myself...). OK, this take, nope, maybe this one? Nope. Sigh.
A point comes where I say, "OK, this is going to have to do..." and I stop. I am nearly at that point with this one. I also know that I'm a perfectionist and generally no-one notices what I notice anyway...
Right, back to the other corner of the room I go.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Life's little suprises (or not actually)...
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
And so it darkens...but...
Now, sadly, we live too far from the school to walk so we are forced to drive every day. Ah well.
Anyway, God does seem to be doing a particularly good Autumn this year.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
And so it darkens...
I think of Spring already with anticipation. And its only October.
So, if you should see me wearing some sort of miner's lamp pointing a brightly shining full spectrum bulb at my face, you'll know why. Humph.
(Oh, in this room I do have a full spectrum bulb - the photos show the effect it has on my mood.)
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Saturday, October 13, 2007
OK, I give up.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
An inconvenient hyperbole...
From the paper today the errors include:
· The film claimed that low-lying inhabited Pacific atolls "are being inundated because of anthropogenic global warming" - but there was no evidence of any evacuation occurring
· It spoke of global warming "shutting down the ocean conveyor" - the process by which the gulf stream is carried over the north
· Mr Gore had also claimed - by ridiculing the opposite view - that two graphs, one plotting a rise in C02 and the other the rise in temperature over a period of 650,000 years, showed "an exact fit". The judge said although scientists agreed there was a connection, "the two graphs do not establish what Mr Gore asserts"
· Mr Gore said the disappearance of snow on Mt Kilimanjaro was expressly attributable to human-induced climate change. The judge said the consensus was that that could not be established
· The drying up of
· Mr Gore ascribed Hurricane Katrina to global warming, but there was "insufficient evidence to show that"
· Mr Gore also referred to a study showing that polar bears were being found that had drowned "swimming long distances to find the ice". The judge said: "The only scientific study that either side before me can find is one which indicates that four polar bears have recently been found drowned because of a storm"
· The film said that coral reefs all over the world were bleaching because of global warming and other factors. The judge said separating the impacts of stresses due to climate change from other stresses, such as over-fishing, and pollution, was difficult"
These are not minor points - Al Gore used these "errors" to give hugely powerful but unproven impressions of the situation. How many times have we seen footage of Katrina embedded in pieces about Global Warming? Many. The viewer is being conned (not even that cleverly) by the film makers.
At least now a Judge has flagged up the great bias in this film.
(I gotta say, the Polar Bears one is simply fantastic! Did he just make it up? Think folks, every time you start that car, another bear drowns!!!!!!!)
Monday, October 08, 2007
Big Day For Me Today :-)
(I try to get through the school year without reading any letters. Hence I took the boys down to school at the start of term and their school was shut. I also took our youngest down on that day her Year was shut too. I make my bed...)
Monday, September 24, 2007
Nice one...
Just listening to a Radio 4 program about Dr Samuel Johnson. In Googling for a picture of him I came across a detail of his original dictionary and it made me smile:
OATS. n. f. [Saxon] A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people.
(Oh, my wife is semi Scottish by the way and hence I hold the brave battling Scots in far higher esteem than did Dr Johnson, it would appear.)
Friday, September 21, 2007
Thanks for that...
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Still chuckling...
The other day on Radio 4 I heard part of a comedy. One of the characters was bemoaning the dilution of the English language with French phrases and he said something like this:
"I don't know, it's precisely that sort of laissez faire attitude that's bringing into question the very raison d'etre of the English language."
Love it :-)
Friday, September 07, 2007
Curse of the Golden Flower
What struck me powerfully was the sheer grandeur in which the Emperor and the royals lived. Forget your Buckingham Palace, no, no , no, I saw no Tupperware here my friends, this was ridiculous. Clothes made entirely of gold, incredible carpets everywhere, walls covered in the finest work, servants instantly available to tend to the every need, thousands of soldiers ready and pleased to die at the snap of the fingers - and yet...
...and yet it made me think of Solomon "in all his glory". The Queen of Sheba pitched up with, what she must have thought, an impressive selection of gifts and demonstrations of wealth but even she was "overwhelmed". 1 Kings 10 tells the story and goes on to describe, in part, his incredible wealth. God prospered Solomon to such an extent because, when in a dream, God asked him what was the thing he most desired, he asked for wisdom, "That I may discern between good and bad". As long as Solomon kept the true faith he would be the wisest and the richest in all the world. We know it didn't last, of course, and Solomon turned away from God in the end.
What's my point? Well, these things are so impressive but don't mean much to God. God's economy is about love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control. These are the fruit of the Spirit.
To quote a kids' song: "Man looks on the outside, but God looks on the heart."
Carbon-offsetting: the rich and the poor...
Yesterday before bed I checked it out and found an article on carbon-offsetting - go on, read it, it's veeeeery interesting.
The neat point it makes is that it can only work as long as the third world poor remain poor. Think about it. If they all become as "developed" as us, whom will we pay to make up for our rich lifestyles, eh? Yes, indeed.
Well, I have the answer. Calculate how much CO2 you're putting into the atmosphere (through doing the ironing, or whatever...), work out your "offsetting cost", give me the cash and I'll tell you it doesn't make any difference to climate change anyway. You will sleep better at night, your conscience clear.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Golf clubs and exam grades...
So, to GCSE grades. Years ago, exams were "normally" assessed - such and such a percentage of candidates got As, such and such Bs etc. The problem politically is that, by definition, the percentage of, say, Cs won't change from year to year so how do we show we are getting better each year? So out went O levels and "criterion" assessment GCSEs arrived. Now, a certain mark will get you a certain grade, no matter how many candidates achieve that mark. Politically, we are able to see whether results are improving year after year - and do you know what? They are! Children are actually getting cleverer every single year, amazing! Fantastic! Yeah, as in "fantasy". So we have to have a new grade of A* as the "top" is too crowded - hello?? What happened to the Bell Shaped Curve? I imagine it's still right there, actually. It's a similar story with A levels, they're introducing an A* there too for the same reason and Universities are having to employ their own exams to differentiate between all the hopeful candidates with 17 or so A grades each.
Why do we think that everything must improve all the time? In reality, things tend to stay the same - whether it's the distances we hit golf balls or the distribution of "intelligence" amongst the population. When things won't improve we make them: adjust the lofts and appear to hit the ball further, and adjust the exams and appear to improve academic attainment. Genius.
Here's my prediction for the future:
1) A set of golf irons consisting: wedge 10, wedge 9, wedge 8, wedge 7, wedge 6, wedge 5, wedge 4, wedge 3, wedge 2 and wedge 1.
2) A range of exam grades consisting: A*******, A******, A*****, A****, A***, A** and A*.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
The power of imagination...
Monday, August 13, 2007
I am not a hairy man but...
Anyway, to the title. I have started noticing unexplained rogue hair growth. This is just one of those things that happen as you age. I HOPE. First I noticed that my eyebrows had sprouted a couple of long hairs each, with a mind of their own, shunning the crowd and launching off to go their own way. So, what do you do? Tricky one this, but I had to pluck them out. I am having to pluck my eyebrows. This is not to reshape them, you understand, but simply to keep them under control.
Actually, upon further recollection, it was my nose that first gave the game away and my brother saying, "There's no excuse for that..." Male grooming gadgets, oh dear. I have electric nose hair clippers. There, I said it. (Warning, don't use these for eyebrows - one slip and you can end up looking a little, erm, "street"?)
Just the other day I also spied a mutant long hair on my wrist - what's next, the palms of my hands??
Ah well, one should accept these changes graciously. I still have all my own teeth, you know...but, now then, where did I leave them...?
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
I'm clever I am.
Monday, July 23, 2007
And again...
NewScientist, 21st July 2007
(Article, "Global Shades" opening sentence.)
"Even with the best will in the world, reducing our carbon emissions is not going to prevent global warming."
Exactly right - this article brings to mind Nigel Lawson's lecture to the Centre for Policy Studies in late 2006 about which I blogged here.
Lawson summarises his lecture thus:
"Essentially, I have sought to argue three key propositions.
First, the relatively new and highly complex science of climatology is an uncertain one, and neither scientists nor politicians serve either the truth or the people by pretending to know more than they do.
Second, far and away the most rational response to such climate change as, for any reason, may occur, is to adapt to it.
And third, the rich countries of the temperate world have an obligation to assist the poor countries of the tropical world to undertake whatever adaptation may be needed."
There exists limited time, energy and money. Why are we continuing to waste (huge amounts of) these in trying to stop something that can't be, when we could be using them helping those likely to be most affected?
Thursday, July 12, 2007
24-7 Ibiza Summer 2006
See what these guys do - you get a much clearer impression with a video. Brian spoke at Church, you can listen here - he's the one sunning himself.
Monday, July 09, 2007
Meritocracy? Not good enough.
The same man walked onto the stage as walked off. Now we love him. What if he'd opened his mouth and confirmed our assumptions? Now we don't love him. Now we pity him and send him away.
You see my point? Meritocracy, forgive me, is dependent on perceived merit. Meritocracy can be brutal. What about those without perceived merit?
Jesus went to those without "merit" didn't he? Not for him a meritocracy. God's Kingdom is not like this because God is not impressed with "merit" but sees through to the heart.
God's Kingdom is about grace.
What grace would Paul Potts have been shown if he hadn't been able to sing?
Friday, July 06, 2007
Ale nomenclature
Monday, June 25, 2007
Friday, June 22, 2007
Train of thought?
Kidofmine: Why do we walk down this side of the road?
Me: Because we use the Lollypop lady at the end of the road and she's on this side.
Kidofmine: But after school we walk back along the other side of the road...
Me: We utilise the Lollypop lady but down the road a little to cross to the other side of this road since we turn left at the top of the road because that's where I normally park the car.
Kidofmine: Why do cats lick their bottoms?
Over designed or what?
Saw this whiteboard eraser thingy this morning at preschool and had to take a photo. Someone designed this, and they really need to get out more.
Take a look:
1. Aerodynamically optimised.
We've all suffered the embarrassment of air resistance at the whiteboard surface slowing us down.
2. Lifted nose for even smoother operation.
No more getting stuck upon impact with a particularly thick line.
3. Extra grippy grey stuff ensuring no slipping mid stroke.
Forget seeing the eraser flying from your hand through the window.
Where would we be without great design like this?
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Hmmm, interesting...
Anyways, towards the end of the meeting I was asked if I'd had a close bereavement recently and, as you may know, my Dad died last October. Now, they don't allow anyone to help in this way until 2 years after a close loss. So I can't do it. This is a good rule but I hadn't thought about that so it was a bit of a, "Ah, right..." moment.
It's made me think hard today (even harder than normal...) because when I saw the request for volunteers it felt right and I could see how I could be a help in the community.
But I can't do it.
I think God said, "No, not now Mark." He's made his point and I wouldn't have got it without being turned down. I think he's asking me to concentrate on the things he has given me to do. My stuff at church is increasing, we're in a new season, and I know this will take significant time and energy. And let me not forget I am a Husband and still a Homedad. I think he's also said, "Just do what I give you as well as you can. Focus your energies on these things."
In the "Battleship surrounded by fishing vessels" picture I knew straight away that my primary place was on the battleship - this is where my energies will be concentrated. After this morning I feel as though I've been given "permission" to do just that: concentrate on the things he's given me and do them as well as I can with what he's given me, and stop feeling so guilty about not doing things he's not given me to do.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Minority sports,,,
We are wired to be devoted to something and to promote that something. Hence, a fan of a particular minority sport, given the airtime, will become quite evangelical about his or her particular sport - we should all be doing it. But to what end, I ask myself? I was reminded of this, Psalm33:
17 A horse is a vain hope for deliverance; despite all its great strength it cannot save.
Sport is also a vain hope for deliverance, despite all its great wonders it cannot save. To hear some going on about their particular sport, you'd think it can.
Oh, and when is the Olympics coming to London? I'm not sure y'see, I can't read the Flintstone/Street logo...
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
My joke of the day :-)
Monday, June 04, 2007
Here you go, Mum...
Puuuurrrrrrrrrrr...
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
It's almost ENTIRELY the Sun.
Read this article with an open mind.
Do you know better than these people?
As I've intimated before, we are being led up the CO2 garden path.
Monday, May 28, 2007
Quite amoosing...
The other day my beautiful wife enjoyed a yoghurt made with "organic" milk. Presumably from an organic cow. So what's an organic cow, then? I've had a look at the manufacturer's website and an organic cow is a relaxed cow. A chilled out cow. It has lots of room to roam. Its life would seem to be stress free. If an organic cow gets ill it's treated with homeopathic and herbal remedies and offered counselling (OK, I made up the last bit...). These are happy cows - not the grumpy, miserable, fed up, grouchy cows that supply our regular milk...
Is the milk is delivered in organic lorries driven by organic drivers? Hmmm, is the driver's ciggy made with organic tobacco? Hang on, just going to Google to see if you can get organic tobacco...
...of course you can!! What was I thinking? You can get tobacco grown without the use of harmful chemicals. FANTASTIC! (Surely this defines irony?)
"Organic fags - better for you and the environment"
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Grace...
When I about 21 I knew everything. Dunno what's happened in the meantime! Actually, I do know. I've been shown grace. "Shape up or ship out" is great until it's you who doesn't "shape up", right? I want another chance when I make a mistake, not to be written off. As I'm shown grace, I find that I'm naturally more gracious to those around me.
An occasion that blew me away was when I was to lead the worship at a men's conference years ago, Friday night and then Saturday. I was late for the Friday and missed the slot completely - someone else stepped in for me at the last minute. The thing was, though, when we arrived and walked in I shot a look at the Pastor who just waved, smiled and shrugged. I felt such grace toward me. His simple act still informs my actions to this day.
I heard Steve Chalke on the radio - a lady was trying to badger him into giving a yes or know answer to a complex question. Then he said this:
"The problem with black and white answers, with premature black and white answers, is that they crush people."
How right he is. We're not to crush people but love them. More and more I see that one rule does not fit all, that each person presents a unique set of circumstances, and as I've said before, we are not in possession of all the facts. No wonder he said not to judge...
Friday, May 18, 2007
Dual monitors!!
I bought a dual monitor 64Mb ATI Radeon 7000 PCI card from Ebay for £20. PCI, y'see, because ours is quite an "old" PC and that's all its got. The nice checkout guy at PC World said to me, "Are you sure you've got PCI Express?", to which I replied, "Erm, ah, uh, dunno, good point, praps I'll go and check..." and we don't. Not even AGP. It's a wonder I manage to even read my emails with such lamentable graphics capabilities.
Anyway, the double bonus is not only the ability to, "Increase my productivity" as Tommy said (I can hear my wife sniggering already...) but also to improve the quality of the vids I record for Youtube (acoustic guitar tuition) - which this new card has done as well.
So, job done, and I feel all clever. Clever me :-)
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Dentist
...as it turned God let me off AGAIN - NO NEEDLE!! PHEWEEEEE!!
He's very good this dentist (my wife, Ali, posted about him on her blog), puts you at your ease, nothing's a big deal (said I had really nice teeth!) - the last dentist made everything sound like a big deal, very scary...
My "really nice" teeth are all clean again, yay!!
Saturday, May 12, 2007
I ask you??
This year there wasn't one. Someone on the committee had said that the balloons weren't environmentally friendly.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, May 11, 2007
Good morning?
I'm forcefully reminded again that this world is in a desperate state. It's not good enough simply to not think about it. We are called to think about it, pray about it, cry out to God, "HOW LONG LORD?"
As I've grown a bit older I'm noticing a subtle but important shift in myself. I have it very good. God has been very, very good to me and if he never gave me another thing I would still be embarrassed with all his blessing to me. Not long ago, I would have said that, yes, I wanted Jesus to come back, but not quite yet - I'm having too good a time!
Now, as my awareness of the world around me increases and I dwell on its true state - I say, NOW!
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Klestrol
...I don't like needles. At all. When Ali was a hospital doc she ever so kindly volunteered me to be a practise pin cushion for med students. Thanks baby. It's OK, I thought, face your fears, get it out the way...
So I pitch up and as they start jabbing me I realise that they've NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!! Thanks for the heads up darling... I take a hit to the right arm, then a hit to the left, right again and then this young boy of about 8 takes aim and he's coming at me waving the needle about like it could go ANYWHERE... my mouth goes dry, my palms are sweaty and I...pass out. Ali woke me with a kiss, (too little too late if you ask me) the 8 year looks really guilty and then I have to get a friend to pick me up as now I'm not allowed to drive. Right.
So, my advice to anyone out there with an irrational fear is simply to face it and wonder why you bothered.
I still fear needles. Wierd, huh?
Imagine what it would be like...
We are so used to sin that we don't notice its effect around us.
Let me get you started and then you have a go:
My bunch of keys I carry around - would I need them?
The bank I went to today - what would that look like? (Would there even be a bank?)
The bus shelter?
Our church building with it's electric shutters and alarm system?
PIN numbers?
Internet security?
Car radio codes?
Police?
Litter?
The list must be endless...
You see where I've gone with this...what do you think?
Spiderman 3
Here are three bullet points from the film:
> The "evil" that comes is from outer space in the form of an unexplained black stuff. Within the story there was a need for an outside agency to provide this - as if there's not enough around as it is (see above post...)?
> Society's need for someone to save us - sound familiar? Who will save us? Spidey can only save us from crime - Jesus can save us in all areas of our lives.
> Spidey forgives but only in the light of new knowledge providing extenuating circumstances. This is not really forgiveness is it? Forgiveness is saying, "I give this over to God in all its blackness." We are never in possession of all the facts about someone and so are never in a position to truly judge. Only God is in possession of all the facts.
Finally, I loved the fact that we could tell whether he was Evil Peter or Good Peter just from his fringe!!
Nice one :-)
Friday, May 04, 2007
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Rhotacism
Anyway, I've been aware for a long time that my "r" can sound a little like a "w". I've noticed it most on my song recordings - it's not major but I can hear it...
So, a couple of days ago I thought I'd have a Google and see what I could find...and...I found a cure!!
I'm 38 and I've only just learned how to pronounce the letter "r"!!
You don't really use the lips, this is what leads to a "w"ish sound. I found this: you make an "l" sound with your tongue touching the top of your mouth and then you just slide the tongue back wards while sounding and it become an "r" sound! I was amazed! A revelation!
I also found a drill to train your tongue to perform this new trick. You find a word with "tr" in it and replace the "r" with a "d". Stay with me here. So let's use "strumming" - you say "stdumming" over and over and the transition becomes natural after a time and it becomes the correct "r" sound.
For me, singing is all about confidence, and I have reached a level of confidence with which I'm happy - but - the "r" thing was in the back of my mind nonetheless. So, now I have a solution to the pronunciation problem I am OVER THE MOON :-)